Name some bills? Okay.

"at this point, I'll stick with the hero and the hottie, but you can try to change my mind!! Name for me ONE bill the empty suited Obama has ever authored?? I'll give you a hint----ZERO!!!!!!!"

You got it-

Here's about 130 bills published on the Library of Congress which were sponsored by Obama.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/?&Db=d110&querybd=@FIELD(FLD003+@4((@1(Sen+Obama++Barack))+01763))

And while I'm at it, here's McCains 38 bills that they had.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/?&Db=d110&querybd=@FIELD(FLD003+@4((@1(Sen+McCain++John))+00754))