Friday, April 25, 2008

Last night was exciting!

Hey everyone. I'm sitting here at work being kinda bored. So I decided to make a new blog entry.
I have to poop, but the only bathrooms out here are in the pool room. So they're always wet. But I will be honost, sometimes I do go into one of the empty rooms and lay bricks in there. It's quiet and I can get my job done relatively fast. Woo!

Anyway, I had fun last night. Some of my old friends from TTM were gonna be hanging out at one of the bars down here. I thought I'd surprise them all and show up!
Yeah, they were surprised. I went there with a bottle of water. That's how awesome I am. Went to a bar with a bottle of water. When the bartender asked what I wanted, I said I'd have a soda. Then I told her I wasn't 'of age' and she said I couldn't be in the bar. Oh well. So we took the party outside. That was fun. We got lots of pictures and all that fun, exciting stuff.

Then this big drunk guy pulls up in his big red pick-up truck. He parks across three spots and was clearly intoxicated. His name is Bob.
So Bob is staring at us as he's walking/dragging his feet inside. He's mainly staring at me. He goes inside and gets his drink, then he comes back out and he says to me, "I think you need to get on out of here." I ignored him and kept chatting with other people. "You...you need to get rolling. C'mon". Finally, I said, "Why?"
"You just gotta leave" he grumbles.
"Nah, I don't think so"
"No, just get out of here"
And by this time, I'm standing tall, arms crossed, waiting for something to happen.
"What, do you own this place?" I asked.
"Duh..duh yoo own this place?" He cleverly responded back to me.
"No, I don't, but I have the right to be here, so take a hike."
At that point, the owner of the bar came and got him:
"Bob, Bob, come inside, no, Bob, c'mon in."
So he goes inside, but he's staring at me through the window the for the next 10 minutes as I'm flashing everyone my hairy nipples and hot abs.

So finally I leave and as I'm walking by him, I say "See ya, BOB!"
And he grumbles something and I feel awesome.

Woo! That was my exciting night.

This Monday, I think Brady and I are going to check out that Jujitsu martial arts class. We has a coupon for like 50% off for 2 months. Uniforms included. I think it's like a $170 value. And hey, we're moving to LA, you never know when it may come in handy. And I think it'd be a good thing to know. And it's fantastic exercise.

Okay, well, I think I'm going to get back to my JORB!

See ya!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do all the rooms have plungers? EEWWW. Bob was clearly jealous!! Maybe he has a mancrush on you . . . luv mommy

Anonymous said...

I hope you flush! Maybe Bob was constipated? That can really make a person grumpy. You could have offered him some Ex-lax or something. Then you could've been his best friend! Love you! Auntie Debbie